Very random thoughts

You know how you have fairly obscure thoughts during the day? I've tried to remember some today, and I will attempt to write them as I had them.

Does Billy think I'm a lazy ass if I don't get the mail? I better get the mail.

Not too happy about picking up someone else's garbage in our front yard. It's pretty bold of someone to toss something of this size out their car window. Where is that take-out container from? Not the Dairy Freez, they use cardboard and this is styrofoam, bad for the environment. I wonder what they ate? (I did not look into the container, but I thought about it)

Enough with the Friday flyers already. I wish I could pick and choose. Foodland, Zehrs, Home Hardware, The Bargain Shop, and Canadian Tire. I never buy anything from the Bargain Shop. Sears must destroys a small continent's worth of trees every week. They should look into e-flyers.

Hmm, I wore my spikes to the grocery store again! In England they call them 'foodstores'.

Does Hickory Sticks come in any other flavour than original? or are they just trying to let the buyer know that they are the ones that orginally came up with the idea of hickory flavoured sticks? I don't think I've ever had anything else that is hickory flavoured, oh, maybe barbecue sauce in Tennessee, I don't think I liked it. Bullseye.

Is that the dishwasher making that noise or is a truck repeatedly smashing into our garage? I hope it's the dishwasher. I should check that out.

I think I can still smell the pig farm from near the golf course. I think the smell is stuck inside my nose.

I'm glad I didn't get sick from those shrimp last night. I really thought I would, and I ate way too many.

I've owned this bra since about 1996. That has to be the oldest piece of clothing I own, except my awesome Star Trek t-shirt, which I think was my brothers' but he says it was my dads. That shirt was probably made in the early 80's. When I bought the bra I also bought a one-piece sleeper thing, but I haven't worn that in 6 years, and I probably only wore it 20 times. I still have it.

I think my feet smell, or is that the pig farm smell in my nose still?

We don't have to go to Mexican Village on Mondays anymore, or at least for now. Canadian money is pretty much at par. Sweet Jesus! I wonder if the bridge/border fee is the same in American as it is in Canadian? Billy said that once the American economy recovers we'll have a ton of shares in this one mutual fund which right now is biting the biscuit, but it's a long term thing. I can't wait to go to the Walmart in Tennessee with money being even par! Big Lots! Oh yeah! I wonder if I switched in a Canadian quarter they would make a comment about it being worthless (that's happened before)... I'll have to carry written proof to show that redneck cashier that our dollar is strong.

I'm so effing glad that DD is back.

What am I going to eat today? I wish the clubhouse had something between a chocolate bar and a sandwich. It's hard to pull a cart and eat a sandwich.

Was I ever able to putt? Is my putting that bad, or am I just chipping like shit? Arg! Jesus H effing Christo on a stick! Jack ass! What is my left problem?.... oh sweet putt Liz, see you can putt you freaking idioso!

Sweet! Dog food is $0.50 off. I'll buy 10.

Sour creme and perogies are both on sale. A thing of sour creme costs the same as a small bag of perogies? Is that right? I would bomb out on the Price is Right. I hate the Price is Right. Not Bob Barker though, he always tells people to fix their pets. Do I need onions?

I love rock hard white flesh nectarines. Like apples without the texture that makes my toes curl. Those grapes better be good, I've never bought giant seedless blue/black grapes before. I should have looked where they came from. I like those 'product of' signs.

I love my new pink Sutton Creek shirt. It'll match my nose ring nice. That's important for golf.

My left hand looks pale and withered compared to my right. Billy takes his glove off more, maybe I should.

This concludes the look into my obscure random thoughts. Believe me I had a few more, although not many really...