I've mentioned that the first sign of Spring is the opening of the Dairy Freez. This little seasonal drive-up restaurant with car hops is known throughout the county as the place to go for a burger and some ice cream.
It opened last Thursday, and I know that you'll all be shocked to hear that I haven't been there to eat yet. Yes, it's true.
Now, I grew up with the Freez, and I love it as any local, (except Billy) does... but I do have some issues.
The parking for the Freez only accommodates about 20-25 cars, which is perfect for the Monday to Friday operation of the restaurant, however Saturday and Sundays are completely different. There are at any given time on a week-end afternoon about 20 cars parked on the side of the road. This road, keep in mind, was formally a country highway and until about 10 years ago, the speed limit was 80 kms, and is now 60 kms. (Locals like myself, ignore this new speed, sorry, it's grandfathered in...)
So now imagine a Sunday afternoon, cars whizzing by and starry eyed ice cream seekers walking blindly across the road... this is where the public service announcement comes into play:
1) When approaching the Dairy Freez, please decide within a 1/2 kilometer before whether you are going to stop or not. Going 30 kms for 2 kms before the Freez, whilst discussing if in fact you are going to stop, annoys other drivers and can cause accidents.
2) Remember that if you park on the other side of the road, that while walking to the restaurant, that it is still a road. People drive cars on roads. You cannot stop walking on the road and wait for your brood to disembark your 1989 Caravan. You may get run over. I may run over you.
3) If you are parking on the other side of the road, please remember that your car doors are not immune to getting ripped off simply because your mind is already engaged in an ice cream fantasy.
4) When returning to your car, your king sized soft ice cream cone does not provide magical protection from vehicles travelling Cnty Rd. 34. I realize that everything else ceases to exist except trying to lick the run off of you chilly delight, however, there still are cars going by, and cars can do serious damage to your and your ice cream. Really.
5) When pulling out of the Dairy Freez, the regular rules of driving still apply. Your ice cream cone once again does not hold supernatural power that makes an invisible force shield around your car. You still must look both ways before pulling out.
6) Once leaving the Dairy Freez, it is recommended that you travel at a speed at least more than 30 kms an hour. Driving slow will not make your ice cream last longer. It will make you a prime target to get rear-ended.
I hope this helps. I know it may seem a little harsh, but it's true. Try driving down County Road 34 West any time on a warm Sunday afternoon...