A simple request

Dear God,

Hi, how are you? You certainly are bringing in March like a Lion! Ha ha.

I was just wondering if there is anyway that you could make the rain come from the opposite direction, as the windows at the front of our house are quite dirty, and it is simply not the right weather to clean them ourselves. They are so filthy in fact, that when I walk by them it appears to be snowing outside.

The dirty windows do have an advantage however, as we no longer need blinds in bathroom, as there is no way anyone can see in. Ha ha. You do work in mysterious ways!

Also, if I leave my car outside to be cleaned, will you please refrain from dropping the temperature below freezing? Although I'm sure it must be fairly entertaining for you to watch us struggle with ice covered cars... so scratch that second request, you need all the laughs you can get.

So thanks for your consideration. In return, I promise not to discuss religion while intoxicated for the remainder of lent.

Thanks again, have a great day!

E.S. Grady