List

Here is my grocery list for today:

- Fresh parsley
- Bananas
- Carrots
- Lunch meat (4 slices of kielbasa loaf, 10 thin slices of Genoa hot, 1/3 lb of very thin black forest ham)
- 2 sub buns
- Flavored water, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi
- 1 lb lean ground beef
- Beneful dog food (the stuff that looks like stew, real stew)
- Diet dog treats (for Fatty McPooch)
- Instant rice
- Fresh angel hair pasta (oh yes, we're having chicken Parmesan this week...)
- Spray - able wd-40 (I'm tired of squeaky doors)
- 1 litre of 1% milk (for my Honey Nut Cheerio addiction)
- Humpty Dumpty Onion Rings (gross, but Billy loves them, only when the bag is left open and they become stale)
- Plain ruffled Lay's chips and dip
- Medium cheddar cheese

That's about it. We have enough chicken, pork, green peppers, celery, onions, cheerios and some sausage to last the week, so maybe this grocery bill will actually be under $100. If it is, I'll reward myself with an okay bottle of vino. Isn't my life fascinating? Oh, by the way, Oprah had a show on happiness yesterday and on the quickie quiz I scored perfectamundo. Very happy indeed!