Part 2

It was about a week later, that in one of my late night 'lurks', I discovered MySpace, and I came across a profile of your boyfriend. He was actually online. Too funny, I thought. I checked out his page, and was a little surprised to see that his 'hero' was Ron Jeremy. I realized that he was truly a mystery man, as your 1 of your other close friends has never met him, so I emailed friend "Y" the link. What a hoot! Here he is! W's mystery boyfriend! Y thought it was pretty cool to finally see the 'man', friend "Z" was too busy to check, and although I emailed the link to X, God knows she didn't want to further get into a bad situation, so she avoided the site altogether.

Days later in other late night surfing, I checked his profile again, (now being slightly more MySpace savvy) Hm, I thought, he has a couple of hundred friends, and all but 3 are women. Most women are fairly scantily clad. Many of the women were local. He states in his bio that he's 'here to meet the ladies', and 'single and looking'. He was also logged on again.

That bothered me a bit because you have always professed that you wouldn't date a guy unless you were interested in marrying them (except for the guys you sleep with - oh, don't show your parent's that part of this letter! You'll have to copy and paste it into Word, then print it out). So I was a little disturbed that this guy, who on first and second impression I thought was great, was a little slimy.

So, curious and concerned as I am, I checked his pictures. A little egotistical; many of the shots showed him taking the picture himself in a 'come hither' pose, tugging at his towel, pushing down the waist of jeans, and never a shirt on. There were some interesting little comments with the photos. Lots of girls telling him how sexy he is, how hot he looks...

Are we in our 30's or late teens? I thought to myself.

Then the kicker, oh not quite, there is more, you may need to edit this for the family recital at the dining room table...A picture of him (let's assume it's him) holding his hard choked chicken. Obviously not the clean cut all Canadian boy that I thought you'd fallen for. Who does that?