Liz-isms

Not so much universal truths, just some things that are inevitable in my life!

- If I'm going out, and have an outfit to wear in mind, one part of said ensemble will be in the washing machine
- If I make the bed in the spare bedroom, the dog will immediately walk across it.
- If I promise myself not to eat any Halloween candy, I will eat about 16 Halloween candies. (same also applies to consumption of alcoholic beverages, but last night I was good...)
- If I forget my grocery list, I will also forget to purchase an important ingredient to a dish I'm making that night.
- If I go to the grocery store to pick up fresh basil, I will also purchase chips, (sometimes dip), bananas, cereal, milk, apples, celery, and a trashy magazine.
- I will always buy a trashy magazine (such as US, OK!, or Star) if there is a skinny celebrity on the front and people are concerned with their health, or if a celebrity has gained 4 pounds and the world is coming to an end...
- If I need a nap, Halia will decide to either chew on a bone, or want to go outside and play.
- If I'm running late, or feeling rushed, my gas tank will be on empty.
- Once the bank balance is surprisingly high, a huge bill will come in the mail.
- When I'm waiting for an email, it will never, ever come.
- I will get at least 4 useless group pages from my office, 5 days a week, 52 weeks a year. (today 3 before 9 am!)
- The person I like the most on any reality show will never win. It's a curse!
- If there is a commercial that annoys me, it will play all the time. (Jennifer Granholm has got to that thing cut off of her face!)

There is so many more. It just makes me shake my head. My one friend would tell me it's because of what I'm putting out in the universe. (She is that girl that wins everything...) I have to start making new vibes...